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LOCATED IN THE POST FALLS PAVILION

HOURS OF OPERATION:

TUESDAY - SATURDAY
11 AM - 7:00 PM

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ALL PIZZAS ARE HAND-STRETCHED THIN AND CLINICALLY TREATED WITH OUR VITALIZING HOUSEMADE RED SAUCE.
AVAILABLE IN TWO DOSAGES: PERSONAL, SINGLE DOSE AND FAMILY, FULL COURSE.

  • The foundation of good health starts here. Hand-stretched dough, premium mozzarella, signature sauce.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $7
    FULL COURSE (16") $20

  • Your heart rate will quicken for this one. Premium pepperoni that cups and crisps in our ovens, creating little pockets of flavor in every bite.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $8
    FULL COURSE (16") $22

  • Doctor-prescribed triple meat therapy: Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, and Italian sausage piled high. Heavy-duty protein intervention.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $10
    FULL COURSE (16") $26

  • Full pepperoni coverage with fresh-cut jalapeños across the whole pie. Enough heat to register, not enough to send you to the hospital.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $8.50
    FULL COURSE (16") $23

  • A healing dose of island vibes. Sweet pineapple and savory Canadian bacon. Don't knock it till you try it.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $8.50
    FULL COURSE (16") $23

  • All the essential nutrients your body needs (okay, maybe not ALL). Fresh mushrooms, bell peppers, and onions on our signature red sauce.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $8.50
    FULL COURSE (16") $23

  • Textbook case: signature sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil, and flaky salt. No complications, no surprises, just the case they write in the medical journals.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $7.50

    FULL COURSE (16") $21

  • Pepperoni under the cheese, more pepperoni on top, and a drizzle of hot honey. We doubled the dosage and skipped the clinical trial.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $9.50

    FULL COURSE (16") $25

  • Mushrooms, bell peppers, and red onion, finished with arugula, olive oil, and a squeeze of lemon. The only prescription your mother would approve of.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $9

    FULL COURSE (16") $24

  • Canadian bacon, pineapple, jalapeños, crumbled bacon, and hot honey. Symptoms include sweating, cravings, and an urge to book a flight.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $10.50

    FULL COURSE (16") $27

  • Pepperoni, a double dose of jalapeños, pepperoncini, and hot honey. Past the heartburn stage. Keep the fire extinguisher handy and sign the waiver.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $10

    FULL COURSE (16") $26

  • Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, Italian sausage, and crumbled bacon, finished with hot honey. Four meats, one outcome. Your cardiologist has been notified.

    SINGLE DOSE (8") $11.50

    FULL COURSE (16") $29

  • You know what you need. Pick any number of toppings, and we'll prescribe the cure.

    SINGLE DOSE (8")

    Starting at $7


    Veggie toppings $0.50 each.

    Meat toppings $1.00 each.

    Finishers $0.50 each.

    FULL COURSE (16")

    Starting at $20


    Veggie toppings $1.00 each.

    Meat toppings $2.00 each.

    Finishers $1.00 each.

    TOPPINGS: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Crumbled Bacon, Pepperoncini, Arugula, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Fresh Mozzarella.

    FINISHERS: Hot Honey, Basil, Finishing Oil, and Lemon.

  • Six hand-made breadsticks, splinted in butter and garlic salt. Diagnosis confirmed on first bite.

    $4 per batch

    • SPECIALTY INFUSION $2.50
      (1 glass bottle)
      Imported fruit sodas in real glass bottles, cane sugar, no substitutes.

    • OTC SODA $2.00

      (1 soda can)

      The standard prescriptions. Cold cans, familiar labels, no consultation required.

    • H2O $1.50

      (1 water bottle)

      Bottled water. Purely diagnostic — no sugar, no caffeine, no side effects. Recommended between courses.

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  • 16" Cheese Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY BASELINE

  • 16" Pepperoni Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY PULSE CHECK

  • 16" All-Meat Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY PROTEIN PROTOCOL

  • 16" Hawaiian Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY TROPICAL TRANSFUSION

  • 16" Veggie Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY VEGETATIVE STATE

  • 16" Jalapeno Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY HEARTBURN

  • 16" Margherita Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY Classic Presentation

  • 16" Double Pepperoni Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY Double Dose

  • 16" Extra-Veggie Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY Herbal Remedy

  • 16" Hot Hawaiian Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY Island Fever

  • 16" Jalapenos and Pepperoncini Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY Third-Degree Burn

  • 16" Four-Meat Pizza sitting on cutting board

    FAMILY Bypass

WELCOME TO FLATLINE PIZZA

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IT’S SHOCKINGLY GOOD

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FLATLINE PIZZA BEGAN IN 2026, WHEN TRIANGLE-SHAPED-BREAD-LOVER ALEX WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A NEWLY-FORMED, MEDICALLY AND DELICIOUSLY INSPIRED DREAM: A DREAM OF PIZZA. AFTER THIS CLOSE BRUSH WITH HIS OWN FLATLINE, COOK ALEX KNEW WITH STARK CERTAINTY WHAT HIS MISSION IN LIFE NOW WAS: TO MAKE PIZZA HE COULD SHARE WITH THE INLAND EMPIRE — PIZZA SO GOOD, IT'S TO DIE FOR.

NOW, FLATLINE PIZZA OPERATES AS A FOOD TRAILER LOCATED IN THE POST FALLS PAVILION, OFFERING HIGHLY SATIATING PIES IN A VARIETY OF HYPERPALATABLE TOPPINGS. ORDER AN 8" SINGLE DOSE FOR YOURSELF OR A 16" FULL COURSE FOR THE WHOLE WARD — ALL HANDMADE AND SURGICALLY PERFECTED TO RESUSCITATE YOUR TASTEBUDS LIKE NEVER BEFORE.

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LOCATED IN THE POST FALLS PAVILION

3758 E Horsehaven Ave.
Post Falls, ID 83854

HOURS OF OPERATION:

TUESDAY - SATURDAY

11 AM - 7:00 PM

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